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Awesome.

Awesome.

This guy will always make me laugh, one of the smartest comics ever and was awesome every time he was on Opie and Anthony. I will regret never getting to see him do stand up. He will be missed.

RIP Patrice O’neal

WampaDog! 

Unnecessary censorship with the old Legend of Zelda cartoon.

Lex Luthor and The Joker comic in the style of Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes). I love this.

Lex Luthor and The Joker comic in the style of Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes).

I love this.

I didn’t think Juggalos really existed. These people are fuckin crazy! Gettin fucked up on every drug you could think of, drinking, doing whip-its. There’s girls showing their titties all over the place. People blowing shit up with explosives. Dudes doing bad free styles. I kinda want to be a juggalo now… I don’t think I could do the spray paint in the face though. I haven’t seen a music documentary this deplorable since Heavy Metal Parking Lot. 

It’s kind of a long video but definitely worth it.

Foo Fighters covered Pink Floyd last night.

This is what I want to be doing right now.

This is what I want to be doing right now.

*NOTE:This is not a Photoshop job. ACTUAL PRODUCT Some reviews: Both are 5.0 out of 5 stars Everyone needs a little…, January 11, 2011 By: This is Saucery As soon as the soup penetrated my mouth, I knew that this was no ordinary soup. I recommend Grace Cock Flavored Soup Mix for anyone looking for a quick chicken soup flavor with a kick. Soup, December 30, 2010 By: erikg My girlfriend started to heat up a pack of this stuff and the whole house smelled like cock in no time! All kidding aside, the product has a salty taste, but lots of flavor. And let the dick jokes commence..

*NOTE:This is not a Photoshop job. ACTUAL PRODUCT

Some reviews: Both are 5.0 out of 5 stars

Everyone needs a little…, January 11, 2011

By: This is Saucery

As soon as the soup penetrated my mouth, I knew that this was no ordinary soup. I recommend Grace Cock Flavored Soup Mix for anyone looking for a quick chicken soup flavor with a kick.

Soup, December 30, 2010

By: erikg

My girlfriend started to heat up a pack of this stuff and the whole house smelled like cock in no time! All kidding aside, the product has a salty taste, but lots of flavor.

And let the dick jokes commence..

So, China is considering temporarily capturing an asteroid in earth’s orbit and then mining it for all it’s valuable metals. Mining from a mile long asteroid could be worth something like 25 trillion dollars. Good thing we still have that space shuttle program..oh wait.. “At first glance, nudging an asteroid closer to Earth seems like one of those “what could possible go wrong” scenarios that we generally try and avoid, and for good reason: large asteroid impacts are bad times. The Chinese, though, seem fairly optimistic that they could tweak the orbit of a near-Earth asteroid by just enough (a change in velocity of only about 1,300 feet-per-second or so) to get it to temporarily enter Earth orbit at about twice the distance as the Moon. The orbit would be unstable, and eventually (after a few years) the asteroid would head back out into space from whence it came, but it would stick there long enough for us to poke around on it. While the Chinese are likely going to start small (the prime candidate right now is a 30-foot-wide rock), they’re thinking bigger. Much bigger. Like, over a mile bigger, since a metallic asteroid that size would be worth an absolutely staggering amount of money. Now, were something to get screwed up and that mile-wide metallic asteroid hit Earth instead, we’d be looking at something like a 24-mile-wide crater and a fireball so large that trees 200 miles away would spontaneously burst into flames.” Sounds like a great idea, except for that 24 mile crater and the apocalypse.. From: Dvice and Geekologie

So, China is considering temporarily capturing an asteroid in earth’s orbit and then mining it for all it’s valuable metals. Mining from a mile long asteroid could be worth something like 25 trillion dollars. Good thing we still have that space shuttle program..oh wait..

“At first glance, nudging an asteroid closer to Earth seems like one of those “what could possible go wrong” scenarios that we generally try and avoid, and for good reason: large asteroid impacts are bad times. The Chinese, though, seem fairly optimistic that they could tweak the orbit of a near-Earth asteroid by just enough (a change in velocity of only about 1,300 feet-per-second or so) to get it to temporarily enter Earth orbit at about twice the distance as the Moon. The orbit would be unstable, and eventually (after a few years) the asteroid would head back out into space from whence it came, but it would stick there long enough for us to poke around on it.

While the Chinese are likely going to start small (the prime candidate right now is a 30-foot-wide rock), they’re thinking bigger. Much bigger. Like, over a mile bigger, since a metallic asteroid that size would be worth an absolutely staggering amount of money. Now, were something to get screwed up and that mile-wide metallic asteroid hit Earth instead, we’d be looking at something like a 24-mile-wide crater and a fireball so large that trees 200 miles away would spontaneously burst into flames.”

Sounds like a great idea, except for that 24 mile crater and the apocalypse..

From: Dvice and Geekologie

I can’t believe this is real..how could anyone think this was a good idea?? I guess that’s why you join the national guard, you’re too stupid to get accepted to a real branch of the armed forces. What a bunch of assholes..

Does this look like the face of the quirkiest mother fucker ever? Original here.

Does this look like the face of the quirkiest mother fucker ever?

Original here.

…What have we done?…

…What have we done?…

Toilet dog is wet.